Gabenism

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The crowbar is the sacred symbol of gabenism

GabeNism is a religion founded by Prophet Fankraker on the 17th of April 2024. Its followers believe that Gabe Newell is the one and only god. Ravenholm is the holy metropolis of GabeNism.

Core Beliefs

GabeNism believes that GabeN created Humans so that they may prosper and rule the world. He is worshipped for having given humanity the power and intellect to do so. GabeN is a God who does not condone violence, rather instructing his believers to use it in order to defend themselves from attackers.

When peace is not an option and they pluck out your eye, rip off their head. If they burn down your house, you have the right to burn down their country.


On every major Steam Sale, an a festival is held in Ravenholm to celebrate. Non-GabeNists are welcome to participate.