InfaruV2:Willow7779
Willow | |
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| Java Name | Billiam7779 |
| Town | The Citadel |
| Mayor (Chaircat) of The Citadel | |
| Incumbent | |
| UA Representative | |
| Incumbent | |
| 13 May 2023 - Present | |
Overview
Billiam7779, also known as Willow, is the mayor (Chaircat) of The Citadel and an advocate for the small towns of Infaru. Nya claims to be born of Karl Marx and Donald J. Trump. Nya desires to become "a great leader of men, women, and cats" (sic).
Politics
Policies
Minimal taxation
"Infaru's small towns depend on reasonable and low taxes to exist and compete with the tyrannical large cities" (Willow, 2027)
Villager liberation
"For to long Infaru's villagers have been abused and denied employment... We must liberate Infaru's most vulnerable and noble population, the villagers" (Willow, 2023)
Willow was the author of The Cruelty to Villagers Act, a failed Urban Assembally bill.
Anti-Fox
"we need to purge the fox population in the capital" (Willow, 2023)
This statement prompted a kick and Willow subsequently apologized, however similar statememts were later issued.
Anti-Yuri Supremacy
"leshhbians havee held bower for too long!!!!" (Willow, 1984)
Yaoi Supremacy
"mennn... hrrrg... RUFF RUFF... BARK BARK.... grrrrr" (Willow, 2023?)
Anti-Penis
"i set the penis is on fire..." (Willow, Unkown)